And now for something completely the same.

Sometimes in life, you can just tell how things are going to go just by a glance at something.  Lot of cars in a parking lot, guess the store is busy and you'll have to wait to pay.  Hefty envelope from the IRS, your ass is getting audited.


Something like this though, well, you have to come to your own conclusions..




Wow!  I'll give you a minute to process this one.  It's pretty obvious, but still you may have some issues with it.  Mainly.  "WHY!?" and "OH GOD NO!"  


That's normal.  However.  I want you to take another look at it.  Namely at THIS guy. 



Ok.  First of all.  He looks a little bit like the gay Carlton Banks from Fresh Prince.  Secondly, is it me, or is he SMILING like he's getting his 9th grade school portrait shot?  ON THE COVER OF A GAY GANGBANG PORNO?    Everyone else except for the white guy with uneven tits has their stereotypical "YO I'M GANGSTA" thug face on.  So why, dear God in Heaven and all that is holy, WHY does he look so happy?   Did he get paid a lot?  Is he going last?  Does he LIKE going last?  The sheer number of questions this guy brings to mind are as innumberable as those the ancient Greek philosphers posed to each other in between hot oily sessions with nubile young boys on their feta-strewn shores. 

And the names on that list!  I can just bet our smiling friend on the cover is the dude with the normal name.  Deshaun couldn't think of a good gay porn name, so instead he's smiling because maybe now he'll finally get some respect in his family.  His name is right on the box!  How could they deny that their son is in gay porn to the neighbors and fellow members of their church now? 

Also, is it just me, or are there TWO guys with "Untouchable" in their names?  I'm not gay, but I'm almost turned on by the idea of two black men trying to have sex without actually touching each other.  Peanut gets just close enough to Prince for a loving caress, and BAM!  He's repelled by the power of Gay Magnetism.  Sadly for our lovers, Prince is positive, while young Peanut is negative.  It's as tragic a story as Romeoe and Juliet!  Just with more lube.


Oh the things one finds on the internets.. Now all I have to do is wait for this to come out on Blu-Ray!

http://www.mysanantonio.com/multimedia/KENSVideo/index.html?bclid=1127701735&bctid=1668486856

Proof that old people just don't get it..  this is funny on so many levels.

Yep. It's true.


I can't read a fucking thing on this monitor without my glasses now.




Also, for some reason, I just woke up. So much for sleep. Gonna read some more Dracula and maybe knock that shit out finally.

And I don't like dogs, but god damn. This is fucked up...

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/43462/9fb16ab3/us_soldaat_gooit_puppy.html

It'd be nice if I woke up one morning and DIDN'T feel ultra groggy and worn out like I got no sleep whatsoever. This is really starting to suck dicks.

Today's going to be busy, apparently. I'm gonna get dressed here and then go talk to Dad and see what's going on. Laterssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Science has failed the world,
science has failed our mother earth.

God. System of a Down was a good fucking band. The first two albums are still pretty good.



Yeah, so I ended up doing a lot of nothing today. Read, made some food, lifted weights, carried in a million grocery bags, and ended up playing CoD4 with Rich most of the night. I probably need to get a new wow card. Self, write that down.

Not too much going on really. Just drifting along and keepin' up with the exercise and living each day as it comes along. Kinda want to get shit faced and play some video games or watch bad movies again. Probably a bad feeling, but I don't get drunk nearly as often as I could.

Think I'm gonna go read a book and laze about.

So Valentine's was pretty much the shit. Had a great time with Lina, and then ended up going for pizza with her and the family before she rolled home. I've been thinking about how much she means to me and how.. well.. empty I suppose life was before we met. I'm so lucky to have her, and it's very comforting to know she's out there thinking about me.

After Lina left I pretty much collapsed on my bed, clothes and all, and fell asleep instantly. Woke up around 4 with extreme stomach discomfort, and ended up playing wow a little bit with Wes, Adam, and 2 new guildies. Pretty cool people, all in all. Went back to sleep around 6ish and just woke up. Probably gonna relax today, maybe do a bit more laundry or something. Whoo!

So I've been doing stuff. Lifting weights and whatnot. Again.

And listening to a lot of music I've been stealing off the internet.

And that's about it. Life's pretty good though, in spite of me not having much to say about it.



*note to self* Get more gross diet sodas.

Today was stupid. Tomorrow looks like it's going to be stupid too.


Yay for crazy parents.

I hate being sick.

So much.


Last night I was finally feeling a bit better. Josh came over, we watched a few of the Aliens movies. Lulz were had. And now I wake up, my head is still plugged up, coughing is back, and throat feels like I was eating gravel again. Fuck my immune system. I almost never get sick, but when I do it has to be this big long production spanning weeks of time.

I'm gonna go take a shower and shave. Getting pretty rugged looking, and if I could breathe I imagine I smell like the plague as well as hosting it inside my fleshy guts.



After that, more laying around. YAY.

My neck looks like I've been in a domestic dispute.

lol

Thank god for long hair!

Happy new year
It’s a cold one
Won’t you let go
Of the old one
It’s justified
It’s a brand new year

Get your make-up
Matching case
Tell you something
There’s no trace
Of that other year
It’s just a memory

And the world is waiting for a reason
Tell them something blame it on the season
Maybe then we can slip away

Happy new year
It’s a cold one
Won’t you let go
Of the old one
It’s justified
It’s a brand new year
It’s a brand new year
It’s a brand new year

Drinking and smoking and halo and family guy and chickens and more drinking and smoking and laying around like a sloth.

Best new year's eve ever.

You know.

Sometimes when I'm left to my own devices long enough I wonder about how life is going and if it's really worth it. I know I put up a strong front to a lot of people.. but when you're constantly beset by different things all the time, I dunno. Kind of erodes at your willpower. I wish I was about a thousand miles away from here. It's just so frustrating.. it seems like every older person I know had a plan for life and didn't have a rough time of it. Me? I kinda have an outline.. namely enlisting when the house sells. But then I've been spouting that forever and made one serious effort at it and gave up when something easier came along. Then that died and I was left back at square one. Hopefully I'll be more successful this time..


Incidentally, going commando isn't as fun as it sounds.

Mass Effect and I are having a sexy affair.

Be back in like.. 1,000,000 hours.

I'm 21 today.

zomg

Parents are gone tomorrow till the 19th.

ZOMG.

Dad's home.

Got in monday night around 8:30 or so, and I have to say.. I almost teared up when I saw him. It's been 14 very long months here without him, and now that he's finally home for 'good' I imagine I can get a leg up on my own life. Since I've basically been Joe 2: Electric Boogaloo for my mom in regards to home repairs and other joys of domestic life, I really haven't been able to do my own thing in any consistent way. But at least now things are different.

For the most part, since he's been home I've been busy. Which isn't that surprising since it's Christmas time and all that. Putting up decorations, rearranging furniture, driving nails into my forehead, it's all part of our yuletide traditions. The best part is with the tree up and keeping Kenji, our male siamese cat, locked up. If not, he SHOOTS over to it without fail and starts chew chew chewing away. I wouldn't care, except the little retard likes to pull at things he's biting, making it likely he could tip over the tree. Plus the needles make him puke everywhere. So Breana and I are serenaded every night to the sound of his pissed off meows begging for freedom.

Other than that, things are like they usually are. Alright. Not good, not bad. You wish you could do some things or see people, but of course circumstances are stupid and you can't. But I try to keep my chin up about it.


Anyways. It's time to rustle up some viddles and find out what the family is doing today. Hopefully nothing so I can laze about in peace.

Typo on that subject, but it just looks so stupid I'm going to have to leave it.

So yeah, I've been playing WoW again for about a week-ish. The new levelling system has made it almost TOO easy to get up there. I mostly ran Shadow Fang Keep a lot, Wailing Caverns 2 times, Black Fathom Deeps a whole lot, and now I'm on Razorfen Kraul.. all for gear since the auction house price on greens and blues is fucking stupid. So maybe.. 20 instance runs since I've started give or take a few, and I'm level 29. Minimal questing, I've skipped over lots of it in the barrens and jumped back and forth in Silverpine. It just seems like they're giving out the levels. Anyways, here's a couple screen shots that made me lol.

( Click, lulz )

Whee, I live!

Thanksgiving was... alright I suppose. Could have been better, but I'm not gonna complain.

Dad comes home a week early, sometime next Wednesday. So the family dynamic will revert back to.. when I was 15ish. Fucking crazy to think it's been THAT long since he's lived and worked in the same state as us. Not sure how well things will work out though. I mean, I always loved Dad, but I don't know how well he's going to tolerate me. I mean, I'm still pretty much dependant on them for a place to live. I've been making changes and getting my act together, but in a lot of ways I still feel like it's not enough and I don't want to disappoint him anymore than I probably already have.

Ideally I want to stay here when/if they move out of state. Mom has it cooked up in her mind they'll be gone this summer, but I doubt our house will go that quickly. She thinks she can get 180k for it when brand new and much nicer ones go for about the same in all the new developments that've popped up in the area the last 8 years. Not that I like Fayetteville at all, but I've got a lot of very important connections here that I will not give up on. Things might get challenging, but I'm not tossing in the towel on my friends I've had over a decade and the best friend I could have ever asked for.


SO YEAH. It's very much a wait and see type thing I guess. Hopefully things work out alright.

As for now, I think I'm going to go back to sleep. Raked leaves for like 3 hours, then collapsed, watching a bit of Monty Python's Flying Circus and passed out around 6ish. I woke up when Lina called me on her break, talked to her for a bit, and then dicked around online and I'm finally feeling drowsy again.

BAI NOW.